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my girlfriend didn't like this pic

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Amit a mai nők szépségápolás címén magukkal művelnek, azért egy használtautó-kereskedőt lesittelnének!

Ford Sierra 1,8 L '86
Ford Orion 1,6 CL - R.I.P.

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'87 Sierra 2.0 Auralis Blue

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The Public Enemy No. 1 / isn't an example / understand the way you want!

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Says a bald blonde ...

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Amit a mai nők szépségápolás címén magukkal művelnek, azért egy használtautó-kereskedőt lesittelnének!

Ford Sierra 1,8 L '86
Ford Orion 1,6 CL - R.I.P.

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Egy lehetseges valasz:

Dear Unicorns,

The flies and mosquitoes at the same time was here!

Sincerely,
Noah

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Jajjjjj, de jóóóóóó!
Szegények...

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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said
the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
The Unicorns

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Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming,
Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,
The Titanic

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Старая, но хорошо!

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The Public Enemy No. 1 / isn't an example / understand the way you want!

Nekem sincs...but Guugli is my friend...

Мужик приходит на работу с часовым опозданием, весь перебинтованный.
Начальник:
- Ты почему опоздал?
- Я упал с пятого этажа.
- И что, целый час падал?

Chu, Bu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate from China to the US. In order to get a Visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck. Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.

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-1990 Ford Sierra RS2300
-2000 Ford KA 1.3
-2010 Ford Focus Kombi 1.6 TDCI

Régi vicc, de azért még élvezhető:

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the

U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi.

Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can
you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

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Amit a mai nők szépségápolás címén magukkal művelnek, azért egy használtautó-kereskedőt lesittelnének!

Ford Sierra 1,8 L '86
Ford Orion 1,6 CL - R.I.P.

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